by tamus Fri May 17, 2013 1:25 pm
Akpos, a Ghanian, just got admission into one
of the Nigerian institutions.
At the first day of lecture, the following
conversation erupted…..
The Lecturer said, “let’s begin by reviewing
some Nigerian history.”
The Lecturer asked who said, “I shall return to
die in the land of my fathers?”
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for
Akpos, who had his hand up. Akpos replied:
“King Jaja of Opobo, 1875″”very good!” said
the lecturer.
Then, she asked again, who said, “The land
use act will feed the nation?” Again,
no response except from Akpos: ”Obasanjo ,
1976.”The Lecturer snapped at the class;
“class, you should be ashamed. Akpos, who is
new
to our Country, knows more about our history
than you do.”
The Lecturer heard a
loud whisper:”Ghana
must go”. “who said that?” she demanded,
Akpos put his hand up,”Buhari 1984.” At
that point, a student at the back scornfully
said;”Hmmm, you think you are smart?”
The Lecturer glared and asked; “All right!
Now, who said that?” Again, Akpos
said,”Babangida to
Abiola,1992.” Hmmm, a Student at the back
smilled “I dey laugh ooh” Akpos smiled back
and said Obasanjo to Atiku 2001. Now
furious,
another student yelled;”Oh yeah! Eat
this!” Akpos jumped out of his chair waving
his hand and
shouting to the Lecturer,”India n
mistress giving an apple to Abacha, 1998″
Now, with almost mob hyseria,
someone said; “You little poo. If you say
anything else, I’ll kill you.” Akpos frantically
yelled at the top of his voice; “Chris Uba to
Ngige,
2004!” The Lecturer
fainted, and as the class gathered around her
on the floor, someone said; “Oh
poo, we’re in Big trouble now!” Akpos
whispered; “Chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele
Fayose and Lucky Igbinedon 2007″, Someone
angrily said; “Dont answer him, he is a fool”
Akpos smiled nd replied; “Obansanjo to IBB,
2011″ Now, the Lecturer managed to get up
and asked Akpos; pls, who’re you? Show your
self..
Akpos jumped, yelled and said; Jonathan to
BOKOHARAM.