Man jailed for writing bomb threat on back of his job application.

A Nebraska man who may be the worst job applicant of all time has
been sentenced to over three weeks in jail after walking into a Nebraska
restaurant last summer, filling out a job application, and then turning
it over and writing a bomb threat on the back. The exact wording he used was: "I have no money, a huge
bomb in the back of my truck, and a syringe of bleach that will kill you
instantly. If you be quiet and help me, you won't die." Without
specifying what "help" he was looking for (perhaps help filling out the
dates of his previous employment--so tedious!), he then took a seat at
the bar. He was still sitting there when police arrived and discovered
he had been using methamphetamines, and there were no weapons in the
back of his truck.
It's unclear if he planned to use the imaginary
bleach syringe on anyone who survived the imaginary bomb attack, but
what is clear is that this is an extremely creative way to keep the
national unemployment rate high. This guy must really hate Obama.